The Players

  • aka Mags

  • TBD

  • TBD

“The Girls”

    • Stood me up, no further conversation

    • Unmatched

    • Stood me up to play softball! He apologized but I didn’t try any further

    • Unmatched

    • Disappeared after asking for something “naughty” when I didn’t oblige

    • Unmatched

  • aka Kyle the Not Cop

    • Spent a ton of time talking and flirting over Snapchat. I really liked him!

    • Got me back in the game slowly. Couldn't meet often, conflicting schedules, but we messaged all day and night. Snap for the first time, got back into the groove of sexting, took my first nudes

    • Was shorter and less attractive than I thought he’d be

    • Met once

  • aka 3 Something

    • First got me thinking about threesomes

    • Both ghosted

    • Met once

    • Less than 1km away

    • Not my type, didn’t really know how to stop the conversation

    • Eventually said I was seeing Kyle and didn’t want to date multiple people at the same time 

    • Unmatched

  • aka Buddy

    • Married but I knew it, was kind of excited

    • Talked on Snap for a bit then he disappeared

    • Unmatched

  • aka Will the Cleaner

    • Longest running so far (started?)

    • He hasn’t been working since the beginning of the summer, so we meet during the day when I work from home, but not very often

    • Truly a friend with benefits. We don’t ask about anything personal. He’s over for no more than two hours. We don’t hang out before or after.

    • Kinky as all hell

    • Ongoing

  • aka David’s T

    • Not my usual type - very eastern European, muscly, hairy

    • Tried to end it by saying I was married, and “realized I can’t go through with it”. The last thing I expected was for him to say that he’s married too!

    • Eventually got him to leave me alone, but he tried to get back in touch in October.

    • Unmatched

    • Told me I’m “not his type but we can do it anyway.”

    • Unmatched

  • aka Chad the Younger

    • Never answered messages

    • Finally didn’t respond to my last message

    • Met once

  • aka James the Biker

    • Looked hot on his bike but we didn’t even get to ride it

    • Sex in a gazebo while it rained

    • First guy I traveled for

    • Met twice, sex once

  • aka Brandon the Extra (Marital Affair)

    • Realized I couldn’t do that to another woman and cut it off

    • Only one I’ve regretted

    • Got back in touch with me in November; never responded

    • Met once

  • aka Craig the Stoic

    • Dom/sub relationship

    • Met for an actual date, and felt like each time after had to have something else too - watch the Jays or Leafs - it couldn't just be coming over for sex.

    • Things changed fast but I don’t know why

    • First brown guy that I’ve given a chance in a long, long time

    • Couldn’t figure out how to end it, just kept going

    • October to December

    • Cute but too young; acted like a kid who wants to get laid for the first time

    • Chatted on Snap, unfriended me when I said he was too immature, said something about being scared to be with him because he was young

    • Unmatched

    • Suuuuuper handsome; not sure why I even swiped on him

    • Have to wonder - why did he swipe on me?

    • Said he likes “hot wifes [sic]” in their 40’s

    • Unmatched

  • aka Elliot No Nickname

    • Met up quickly after matching Dec 4, in terms of talking time

    • Sort of stood me up twice, with bad excuses

    • Why did I give him a third chance? Maybe I knew Craig was coming to an end and Will is going to be working again soon, and I decided I needed another in the roster?

    • Ongoing?

  • aka Phil the Shark

The Guys