Welcome

AI or cartoon picture of me

Alice, 44

Looking for: 🥂 Short-term, open to long

<1 km away

Not looking for anything serious. Single, no kids, never married, one velcro dog named Winnie.

Let's play ;)

(Design to look like a Tinder profile.)

Names and personal details have been changed for privacy. Based on a mostly true story. 

What is this blog about…

why write the blog

Why name the guys like I did